Step on up and get some crap!

From the ridiculous to the sublime, the upcoming season of Cubs giveaways

Podcast: What the hell is [THIS]?

The Cubs have a new bad slogan and some head scratching ballpark giveaways

How hard is [THIS], really?

The Cubs have another underwhelming ad campaign, and Tom speaks!

Anybody seen Moises?

And, why the Cubs still haven't upgraded over Tyler Austin

Podcast: Remember This Crap - All-Time Cubs First Basemen

Turns out on Frank was slightly better than another

Pour one out for the great Pat Benkowski

Public access TV was the original podcast, and Pat was a true pioneer

Non-roster invitees ain't what they used to be

Where is the next Ryan Kalish, Bobby Scales or MexiGreggie?

Get ready for Nico Hoemers?

Guess who is in the best shape of his life?

D-Lee and I pick our favorite all-time Cubs

I had no idea he'd be this bad at it

Chicago's sports media are rank(ed)

And just the thought of an Ian Happ extension is terrifying

Cubs should try a wrong-way platoon

If your switch hitters can't hit from both sides, tell them to knock it off

Cubs' Zach Gallen rumors won't die

It seems superfluous at this point...but honestly, why not do it?