they can't blow this
What's it gonna take?
The Cubs are flirting with disaster, but this would be tough even for them
Oh no they suck again
If you believe hard enough, anything is possible.
Bad
And it's been enough to keep them the Cubs from seriously challenging them
Podcast
Cubs, Brewers, All 150, poutine in the pants and my favorite joke
If you believe hard enough, anything is possible.
No. Of course not. Screw them.
And all the big celebrities do events in Three Oaks Michigan
No, of course not. Don't be stupid.
And if you blame the inevitable lockout on the Dodgers, I hope you get hit by a bus
The good news is they need so much pitching most things are an upgrade
Oh, that's so sad.
At least Andrew Vaughn out-pitched Kyle Harrison
No. Of course not. Screw them.
The team is so bloated and poorly chosen that of course it's the Cubs
The Cubs pursuit of the Brewers has derailed, but so what?
I'm kind of surprised anybody likes that crap
Unless you want a hearty dose of whatever Owen Miller is
And all the big celebrities do events in Three Oaks Michigan
Few Cubs first basemen have slugged this poorly in a half century
Not having Jameson Taillon can't hurt
Right now? Probably. When it counts? That's something else.
The Cubs have built a juggernaut (for two games, at least)
No, of course not. Don't be stupid.