Things could be worse for Dansby

But not much

Did Tom Dreesen ever tell you the one about Frank Sinatra?

The Cubs oldest bat boy passed away Wednesday at 86

The Cubs haven't had a token All-Star in nearly 50 years

And Petecrow's resurgence means they won't have one this year, either

You're not going to like who's going to trade for Tarik Skubal

Oh, it won't be the Cubs

Podcast: To the bitter end

This feels over, but we won't get off that easy

Bregman: "I've been terrible"

Well, no shit

Petecrow leading off shouldn't work

But somehow it does

The Cubs clearly don't have enough

But when has Jed ever failed to fill their needs?

The Cubs either can't or won't find young pitchers

Their non-existent depth is hard earned

Podcast: They don't know what to do

Maybe these guys just aren't very bright

OK Craig, it's time to do something

What should he do? How would I know? He's the one getting $8 million.

They always make me wait

Twenty years ago I finally got to pick a favorite team. And I drove that bandwagon straight into a ditch.