Can anybody hit?

The pitching's hurt, but the offense has been just, plain bad

Our pitchers' arms are falling off

At least they have that potent offense to help them weather this

It's one thing to have depth, it's another to have to use it

Cade's gone and Seiya can't get back fast enough

Baseball hangover stories never get old

And it turns out, the 2016 Cubs have a lot of them

Podcast: Batting orders don't count until April

But it'll all sort itself out when Seiya comes back. Right?

"This whole lineup is out of order!"

There's a functional batting order to be made out of the Cubs starters, but Craig's not using it

The Cubs are keeping their good players

This might take some getting used to

Cubs lose opener, keep their second baseman

A dismal loss turned into an afterthought with a bit of good business

Half-assed predictions

The season is upon us. Here are spoilers for the whole thing.

Podcast: Baseball preview

How many people are too many on one podcast? Let's find out!

Scouting reports on all 15 AL teams

The scouts have thoughts on all of the teams in the AL, even the White Sox

Scouting reports on all 15 NL teams

Our baseball preview week kicks off with some inside info from drunk scouts