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Old Cubs keep getting new jobs
They need more players. Plus Trevor Bauer and Carson Wentz.
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The Cubs plan is that they have no plan
Finding a few bucks in the couch in January and wanting credit for it is sad.
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As hard as it is to see, letting Jon Lester go is not a mistake
Not bothering to replace him is, though
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Monday Morning Cubbin' Down
The Cubs signed more kids and an old stiff, Theo got a job, and new rules!
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Bears stuck in the slime zone
Even a kid friendly telecast couldn't hide what a mess this team is
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Playoff purview
Super Wild Card week is not really a thing, but let's get ready anyway
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They're not booing Marquee they're saying Boog
And then once they stop they'll start booing Marquee again
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The Bears get more than they deserve
Because they deserve nothing
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Dear Cubs, f-Yu
These Cubs aren't even savvy enough to pretend to be trying to win
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The Bears have two paths to the playoffs
One doesn't require them winning on Sunday. They'll probably go for that one.
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The Bears are lurking near the playoffs
But if you listen to games on the radio you probably don't know that
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It's gonna be a long offseason
And maybe not just for the Cubs